Marshall Quote #644
Quote from Marshall in Say Cheese
Ted: Look, if it's such a big deal, Amanda doesn't have to be in the group photo. But I promise, she's not gonna ruin your birthday. Just give her a chance.
Marshall: See, look, guys, we're all friends again! Now let's work on those harmonies. [singing] Happy, Happy Lily Day Happy, Happy Lily Day
Amanda: All done! I hope you like it.
Lily: "Happy 42nd birthday, Lori."
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you know how I've told you about Lily's you're-dead-to-me look? That expression she gets just before she explodes in white-hot rage? Well, this wasn't it.
Lily: [chuckles]
Future Ted: [v.o.] But this was Marshall's.
Marshall: Forty-second? Does this hot piece of ass look 42 to you? Or... Or does she look like her name is Lori?
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Quote from Barney
Robin: Chip and dip, Barney?
Barney: Sure.
Robin: A-ha! [camera clicks] Got it! A bad picture.
Barney: Is it, though?
Robin: No, wait. You were eating a chip! Where's the chip?
Barney: It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture. I don't know why. Ask God. [kisses his fingers and raises them to the heavens]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Oh, whoopsie, hey, I dropped my phone. You mind picking it up for me?
Barney: Oh, sure.
Robin: Smile, you son-of-a-bitch! Got it!
Barney: Did you, though?
Robin: What? How do you do that? You weren't even standing up.
Barney: The camera loves me, Robin. More than loves me. The camera lusts after me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do all the work, while I just lie there with my eyes closed. [clicks tongue]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Wait a second, look at these pictures again. Barney has the same pose in each shot, and these are, like, years apart.
Barney: Ah, yes, about that. I never take a bad picture. Never have. Never will.
Robin: [scoffs] Okay, there has to be a bad picture of you.
Barney: Nope! Not one.
Robin: What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school.
Barney: Not the Barnacle. I always look drop-dead, stone-cold amazing. Unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.