Robin: Wait a second, look at these pictures again. Barney has the same pose in each shot, and these are, like, years apart.
Barney: Ah, yes, about that. I never take a bad picture. Never have. Never will.
Robin: [scoffs] Okay, there has to be a bad picture of you.
Barney: Nope! Not one.
Robin: What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school.
Barney: Not the Barnacle. I always look drop-dead, stone-cold amazing. Unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.