Marshall Quote #420
Marshall: How could you do this to Ted after everything he's been through with Stella?! You're just being selfish.
Barney: Marshall, I would never make a business decision for selfish reasons. I am a professional. Now, come on. Let's get a nice daytime drunk going, and throw empties at pigeons.
Marshall: No. For two reasons. One, pigeons are smarter than you think. They hold grudges. And, two... this is our last conference call, Mr. Stinson. There are repercussions to screwing over a friend.
Barney: Like what?
Marshall: Like this. [Marshall coos, then leaves and closes the rooftop door behind him]
Barney: Hey!
[A pigeon lands on the building ledge. Another follows. Soon, there are five of them.]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Woooo!’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: Swedish architecture "collective".
Robin: Lame.
Lily: Pretentious.
Ted: "We're not a company. We're a collective."
Barney: I know. [French accent] "We are Swedish. We are so cool with our baguettes and our Eiffel Tower."
Marshall: Dude, Sweden's not France. You know that, right?
Barney: Oh, it's France.
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] What's a Woo Girl? Let me explain. A Woo Girl is a type of young woman, who, like the cuckoo bird or the whip-poor-will, gets her name from the signature sound she makes. Now, a woo can be elicited in many different ways. From a certain song coming on the jukebox, to half-priced shots, from a ride on a mechanical bull, to, well, pretty much anything.
Quote from Barney
[flashback to Barney and Marshall at work:]
Barney: Marshall, the conference call's about to start.
Marshall: I'm sorry, guys, I gotta go.
[later, on the roof of the building:]
Barney: [v.o.] And then we go up to the roof of the building... and drink beer.
Marshall: This is awesome. Drinking at work.
Barney: We're basically Mad Men.
Marshall: We are! We're such Mad Men!
Barney: I'm gonna go smack a secretary on the ass.
Marshall: That's totally what they would do on that show.
Barney: What show?