Robin Quote #310
Lily: Don't be jealous. You and I hang out all the time.
Robin: Yeah, but Marshall's always there. We don't get a lot of quality time to talk, just the two of us.
Lily: That's not true.
[flashback to Lily and Robin on the couch in the apartment:]
Robin: So that's when the story gets really good. So, we go to the... [Marshall sits down next to Robin] place. And then that... guy asks about that thing with the stuff that I told you about at that place that time. Long story short... events transpired.
Marshall: Oh, my God. You and the guy from the mayor's office did it in the UN building under the desk of the
ambassador from Zaire? Nice.
[present:]
Robin: I just wish we could have some girl time. I love Marshall, but he's always talk-blocking me.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Woooo!’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: Swedish architecture "collective".
Robin: Lame.
Lily: Pretentious.
Ted: "We're not a company. We're a collective."
Barney: I know. [French accent] "We are Swedish. We are so cool with our baguettes and our Eiffel Tower."
Marshall: Dude, Sweden's not France. You know that, right?
Barney: Oh, it's France.
Quote from Barney
[flashback to Barney and Marshall at work:]
Barney: Marshall, the conference call's about to start.
Marshall: I'm sorry, guys, I gotta go.
[later, on the roof of the building:]
Barney: [v.o.] And then we go up to the roof of the building... and drink beer.
Marshall: This is awesome. Drinking at work.
Barney: We're basically Mad Men.
Marshall: We are! We're such Mad Men!
Barney: I'm gonna go smack a secretary on the ass.
Marshall: That's totally what they would do on that show.
Barney: What show?
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] What's a Woo Girl? Let me explain. A Woo Girl is a type of young woman, who, like the cuckoo bird or the whip-poor-will, gets her name from the signature sound she makes. Now, a woo can be elicited in many different ways. From a certain song coming on the jukebox, to half-priced shots, from a ride on a mechanical bull, to, well, pretty much anything.