Marshall Quote #34
Quote from Marshall in Matchmaker
Marshall: On the night of July 2nd, 1947, conditions were clear over Roswell, New Mexico.
Robin: Oh, geez.
Marshall: Oh, hey, Ted, there's a message on the machine for you. Dr. O'Brien.
Ted: What?
Marshall: When suddenly, an array of...
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Matchmaker’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Barney: So did you get a good look at it?
Lily: Yeah. It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton like a roach...
Marshall: But it has mouse-like characteristics. Grey-brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Robin: So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It's a cockamouse.
Quote from Ted
Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker. That's like giving up. It's the man version of getting a cat.
Quote from Barney
Barney: We're signing up.
Ted: What?
Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot. That's a perfect cocktail. Shake well, then sleep with.