Marshall Quote #31
Quote from Marshall in Matchmaker
Lily: It's a whole new species. The cockamouse.
Marshall: And it's the size of a potato.
[Marshall shows everyone his drawing of The Cockamouse]
Robin: So, what, now it's a cockapotatomouse?
Marshall: Don't make it sound ridiculous. It's a cockamouse.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Matchmaker’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Barney: So did you get a good look at it?
Lily: Yeah. It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton like a roach...
Marshall: But it has mouse-like characteristics. Grey-brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Robin: So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It's a cockamouse.
Quote from Ted
Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker. That's like giving up. It's the man version of getting a cat.
Quote from Barney
Barney: We're signing up.
Ted: What?
Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot. That's a perfect cocktail. Shake well, then sleep with.