Barney Quote #1544
Quote from Barney in Tick Tick Tick
Robin: As soon as we dock, I'm taking Kevin to the E.R. God, I wish last night never happened.
Barney: I don't.
Robin: What do you mean?
Barney: What if this whole thing, it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake and ruined our relationships, what if it's actually the story of how we got back together?
Robin: Okay, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Is this what you want?
Barney: It's what we both want! Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? On a boat! That is a terrible idea!
Robin: Barney, we tried this and we failed. Why try again?
Barney: Because I haven't stopped thinking about you and you haven't stopped thinking about me.
Robin: Ugh, I'm such a mess. Why... Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess... 'cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
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Ted: What do you mean?
Marshall: Well, usually after a sandwich, I feel paranoid. But I'm not. [grabs Ted] Why am I not feeling paranoid?!
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Robin: This might be the worst thing I've ever done.
Barney: Hey, now, you weren't at the top of your game, but it was still pretty...
Robin: Oh, my God! I just cheated on Kevin. He is the nicest guy ever. I'm a terrible person.
Barney: It's okay. We both cheated. What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
Robin: "Two wrongs don't make a right"?
Barney: No, that's not it.
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Robin: Beautiful night, huh, gang?
Barney: Yeah, Robin and I were just cheating- chatting about how warm it is. I'm breaking a trust- sweat in here. And I thought we'd be cuckold.