Ted Quote #1049
Quote from Ted in The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
[flashback to Ted and Naomi on the roof:]
Naomi: [inner monologue] Why won't he stop sniffing my hair? And what's up with the hand holding
It's like he's trying to win a thumb war.
[flashback to Ted and Naomi in her apartment:]
Naomi: Ted, this is our song. [inner monologue] Oh, no, he thinks I'm actually into this song. Does he not get sarcasm? [outloud] Let's make love to this song. [inner monologue] I'll just be even more ridiculous to make it clear it's a joke. [singing] Chickety-China, the Chinese chicken...
[flashback to Ted and Naomi at her door:]
Ted: I...
Naomi: [inner monologue] Uh-oh, where you going with this, buddy?
Ted: ...love...
Naomi: [inner monologue] Nope, too soon. Say basset hounds, Pretzel Crisps, anything but...
Ted: ...you.
Naomi: [inner monologue] Oh, God, just kiss him before he proposes.
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‘The Slutty Pumpkin Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Barney: Why are you doing this to me?
Robin: Okay, you have been ripping on Canada since Justin Bieber was knee-high to a snow blower. So now this Canuck's gonna beat on you like the drummer from Yukon Blonde hopped up on Timbits.
Quote from Robin
Barney: Wait. Where is my cash?
Robin: Oh, yeah, I did a little exchange for ya, Canucklehead. This Canadian dollar here is called a "loonie." And this two-dollar coin? A "toonie." True story.
Barney: It's federal currency and you people talk about it like it's a Hannah-Barbera character.
Robin: Not you people, Barney. Our people.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Yo, Canada.
Barney: What? Dammit!
Robin: Ha, you answer to "Canada" now. I'll make you a deal. You wear this costume to the Halloween party tomorrow night, I'll drop it forever.
Barney: You can't be serious.
Robin: Oh, I am as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel.
Barney: I don't know what any of those words mean.
Robin: Yes. You do.