[flashback to Ted and Naomi on the roof:]
Naomi: [inner monologue] Why won't he stop sniffing my hair? And what's up with the hand holding
It's like he's trying to win a thumb war.
[flashback to Ted and Naomi in her apartment:]
Naomi: Ted, this is our song. [inner monologue] Oh, no, he thinks I'm actually into this song. Does he not get sarcasm? [outloud] Let's make love to this song. [inner monologue] I'll just be even more ridiculous to make it clear it's a joke. [singing] Chickety-China, the Chinese chicken...
[flashback to Ted and Naomi at her door:]
Ted: I...
Naomi: [inner monologue] Uh-oh, where you going with this, buddy?
Ted: ...love...
Naomi: [inner monologue] Nope, too soon. Say basset hounds, Pretzel Crisps, anything but...
Ted: ...you.
Naomi: [inner monologue] Oh, God, just kiss him before he proposes.