Ted Quote #1047
Quote from Ted in The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Future Ted: [v.o.] I knew it would be tough to break up with Naomi. But when it's just not there, you can't force it.
Ted: Happy Halloween.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And just like that, I was taken back ten years to the hopeful kid in the hanging chad costume, falling head over heels for the Slutty Pumpkin.
Naomi: I made you something.
Ted: Oh.
Naomi: Your costume from that first night. Although you do realize that even ten years ago, the hanging chad reference was like almost a year old.
Ted: Wow. I can't believe you made this.
Naomi: I can't believe you found me.
Ted: [inner monologue] Stay strong, Teddy. We can do this. [out loud] I... [i/m] "Have to break up with you,"
just say it. [o/l] Love... [i/m] Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Say sunsets! Pancakes! Anything! Just don't say... [o/l] You. [i/m] No!
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Quote from Robin
Barney: Why are you doing this to me?
Robin: Okay, you have been ripping on Canada since Justin Bieber was knee-high to a snow blower. So now this Canuck's gonna beat on you like the drummer from Yukon Blonde hopped up on Timbits.
Quote from Robin
Barney: Wait. Where is my cash?
Robin: Oh, yeah, I did a little exchange for ya, Canucklehead. This Canadian dollar here is called a "loonie." And this two-dollar coin? A "toonie." True story.
Barney: It's federal currency and you people talk about it like it's a Hannah-Barbera character.
Robin: Not you people, Barney. Our people.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Yo, Canada.
Barney: What? Dammit!
Robin: Ha, you answer to "Canada" now. I'll make you a deal. You wear this costume to the Halloween party tomorrow night, I'll drop it forever.
Barney: You can't be serious.
Robin: Oh, I am as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel.
Barney: I don't know what any of those words mean.
Robin: Yes. You do.