Future Ted: [v.o.] I knew it would be tough to break up with Naomi. But when it's just not there, you can't force it.
Ted: Happy Halloween.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And just like that, I was taken back ten years to the hopeful kid in the hanging chad costume, falling head over heels for the Slutty Pumpkin.
Naomi: I made you something.
Ted: Oh.
Naomi: Your costume from that first night. Although you do realize that even ten years ago, the hanging chad reference was like almost a year old.
Ted: Wow. I can't believe you made this.
Naomi: I can't believe you found me.
Ted: [inner monologue] Stay strong, Teddy. We can do this. [out loud] I... [i/m] "Have to break up with you,"
just say it. [o/l] Love... [i/m] Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Say sunsets! Pancakes! Anything! Just don't say... [o/l] You. [i/m] No!