Ted Quote #946
Ted: Why do I hate you? Are you kidding? Uh, you're actively trying to prevent me from realizing a lifelong dream. So there's that. Plus, you're stubborn and... and... and argumentative. And what kind of name is Zoey, huh? What is that, short for Zoseph? [Zoey's phone rings] Go on, get it. I'll have more in a second.
Zoey: [answers phone] Hello. Oh, hey, Marshall. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. He is? Bye.
Ted: Why was Marshall calling?
Zoey: Don't worry about it. Go on.
Ted: You talk during movies. You- You- You sneeze with your whole body. Uh, to my knowledge, you do not speak Portuguese.
Zoey: Well, actually... [in Portuguese:] I speak a little Portuguese
Ted: You're a show-off. [phone rings]
Zoey: You better take that.
Ted: [answers phone] Uh, hey, Marshall, can I call you back? I'm out in the hallway with... She is? She is? Marshall, I got to go.
[Ted and Zoey kiss]
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Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, after Uncle Marshall lost his father, he decided to stay home a while to take care of his mother. But the longer he stayed there, the more it was like he had never left Minnesota.
Marshall: [answering phone] Eriksen residence, Marshall speaking.
Robin: Oh, that is too cute. Say it again.
Marshall: No. It's called manners, jerk. Now, what's... What's going on in New York? Give me something.
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[Marshall is explaining the situation to Judy and Marcus using a board and cards from the game Clue:]
Marshall: So we got Ted and Zoey. Ted is in love with Zoey. Zoey has no idea. Then Zoey's cousin Honey went home with Barney, and Zoey was happy about it. Which tells us what?
Marcus: Zoey's in love with...
Marshall: Zoey's in love with Ted and Ted doesn't know. So Ted and Zoey, they're in love with each other, which would be fine if Zoey wasn't married to Colonel Mustard. I mean, The Captain.
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[Robin is on the phone with Marshall, telling him about Zoey's cousin Honey:]
Honey: My apartment building is so safe. My landlord he even installed a security camera in my shower.
Marshall: Oh, honey.
Honey: Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security number, but the guy's a Nigerian prince.
Marshall: Oh, honey.
Honey: I just had a great TV audition. Behind the KFC where the executive producer works on the weekends.
Marshall: Oh, honey.
Honey: Long story short, I'm going to be on Lost.
Marshall: Oh, honey.