Ted: Why do I hate you? Are you kidding? Uh, you're actively trying to prevent me from realizing a lifelong dream. So there's that. Plus, you're stubborn and... and... and argumentative. And what kind of name is Zoey, huh? What is that, short for Zoseph? [Zoey's phone rings] Go on, get it. I'll have more in a second.
Zoey: [answers phone] Hello. Oh, hey, Marshall. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. He is? Bye.
Ted: Why was Marshall calling?
Zoey: Don't worry about it. Go on.
Ted: You talk during movies. You- You- You sneeze with your whole body. Uh, to my knowledge, you do not speak Portuguese.
Zoey: Well, actually... [in Portuguese:] I speak a little Portuguese
Ted: You're a show-off. [phone rings]
Zoey: You better take that.
Ted: [answers phone] Uh, hey, Marshall, can I call you back? I'm out in the hallway with... She is? She is? Marshall, I got to go.
[Ted and Zoey kiss]