Marshall: Hey, Barney? Ahem. I'm so sorry I missed your rehearsal dinner.
Barney: Oh, that's okay. We didn't even know you weren't here, jerk.
Marshall: Listen, I know it can't make up for being late, but I did get you a special gift.
Barney: Well, hand it over, fat head.
Marshall: Well, you might wanna wait till after the wedding photos.
Barney: Hand it over now, travel breath.
Marshall: Okay, Barney. I'll hand it over.
Barney: Oh, God. It's the fourth slap. I don't know why I was so obnoxious.