Marshall: [on the phone] How did you do it?
Ted: I called in a "no questions asked" with Lily. Why didn't you? You must have a million.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And Marshall thought back.
[flashback to Marshall in a jail cell:]
Marshall: [on the phone] Hey, baby, it's me. Can you come bail me out of jail? I thought I saw a bigfoot in Central Park and so I tackled him, but it turned out to be Russell Brand.
[flashback to Marshall arriving home covered in scratches:]
Marshall: Hey. Oh, do you mind looking up our vaccination records? I tried to hug a raccoon.
[flashback to Marshall with a disassembled TV:]
Marshall: Hey, babe, um, could you dig up our warranty? I took the TV apart and I made a robot out of it.
[flashback to Marshall in a jail cell:]
Marshall: [on the phone] Hey, I tackled Russell Brand again.