Marshall Quote #1145
Quote from Marshall in No Questions Asked
Marshall: [on the phone] How did you do it?
Ted: I called in a "no questions asked" with Lily. Why didn't you? You must have a million.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And Marshall thought back.
[flashback to Marshall in a jail cell:]
Marshall: [on the phone] Hey, baby, it's me. Can you come bail me out of jail? I thought I saw a bigfoot in Central Park and so I tackled him, but it turned out to be Russell Brand.
[flashback to Marshall arriving home covered in scratches:]
Marshall: Hey. Oh, do you mind looking up our vaccination records? I tried to hug a raccoon.
[flashback to Marshall with a disassembled TV:]
Marshall: Hey, babe, um, could you dig up our warranty? I took the TV apart and I made a robot out of it.
[flashback to Marshall in a jail cell:]
Marshall: [on the phone] Hey, I tackled Russell Brand again.
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
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Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
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Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.