Marshall: Ted, respectfully, are you sure that this was the right girl for you?
Ted: Of course not. She was crazy. Absolutely a nightmare. It's totally not worth the trouble. I mean, no matter how... no matter how great the sex was.
Marshall: Uh-oh.
Lily: Stay with us, buddy.
Ted: No matter how hot and passionate and surprising, possibly illegal...
Lily: I don't like this.
Marshall: Me, neither.
Ted: I'm gonna win her back. Barney and Robin are gonna be so happy I'm happy.
[elsewhere, Barney comforts Robin as she weeps:]
Barney: I know. I know.
Robin: Did you just unhook my bra?
Barney: Shh. There, there.