Ted Quote #1279
Quote from Ted in Weekend at Barney's
Marshall: Ted, respectfully, are you sure that this was the right girl for you?
Ted: Of course not. She was crazy. Absolutely a nightmare. It's totally not worth the trouble. I mean, no matter how... no matter how great the sex was.
Marshall: Uh-oh.
Lily: Stay with us, buddy.
Ted: No matter how hot and passionate and surprising, possibly illegal...
Lily: I don't like this.
Marshall: Me, neither.
Ted: I'm gonna win her back. Barney and Robin are gonna be so happy I'm happy.
[elsewhere, Barney comforts Robin as she weeps:]
Barney: I know. I know.
Robin: Did you just unhook my bra?
Barney: Shh. There, there.
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‘Weekend at Barney's’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Marshall: This is the life. We got the three B's. Beach, booze and bodacious babes.
Ted: I don't know. I'm starting to think we should call the police.
Marshall: Oh, would you relax? We've got it made. One whole week at his bodacious beach house, no strings attached.
Ted: Well, there is one string attached.
Woman: Hi, Barney.
[Ted pulls a string to make Barney's arm wave]
Ted & Marshall: Bodacious.
[Barney jolts up in bed:]
Barney: "Weekend at Barney's!"
Robin: What is it? What's wrong?
Barney: The plays, Robin, the plays. The ingenious techniques I used as a bachelor to pick up busty dullards. They just keep coming to me, I can't turn them off.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Your wedding response card, as promised.
Robin: Why didn't you just mail it like everybody else?
Ted: Oh, see, that's sad, Robin. You should be touched that I hand-delivered it. Has social media so eroded our interpersonal relationships that we no longer wish to experience the...
Robin: You wanted to keep the stamp?
Ted: They're 46 cents now. It's getting out of hand.
Quote from Barney
Robin: Okay, Barney, let me ease your mind, okay?
Barney: All right, here we go.
Robin: Remember when you set your Playbook on fire? That was the moment I realized you were someone I could marry.
Barney: And I'd burn it again if I could. You're right. I'm done with all these plays. Besides, there's no way I'll ever come up with anything that tops "Weekend at Barney's".
[later, Barney jolts up in bed again:]
Barney: "Weekend at Barney's Two!"
Robin: Damn it, Barney!