Lily: So, I just called up that wedding band's road manager to get the number of the people who booked them for the 25th so I could bribe them into giving up the band.
Ted: You did what? That is so dishonest! No matter what happens next, I th... I think we can all agree, you're in the wrong here, Lily.
Lily: It's your number, Ted.
Ted: All right. You got me! I put a nonrefundable deposit on that band to keep Barney and Robin from booking them. And I would've gottenaway with it... if it wasn't a really stupid and expensive plan.