Marshall: Oh, good. Hey, look, Mommy's back from the bar. Now I can finally take a shower.
Lily: This diaper smells. I don't want to know. Okay, Marshall, sit down. We need to talk. Look, I know you mean well but we have five weeks till the due date. Can't we use this time to just relax? We'll figure out how all this stuff works after the baby comes.
Marshall: After the baby comes?
Lily: Yeah, we'll learn on the job.
Marshall: Learn on the jo- Huh. Wow. You know, Lily, maybe the crisis here isn't that I'm not ready to be a dad. Maybe it's that you're not ready to be a mom.
Lily: Excuse me?