Marshall Quote #964
Quote from Marshall in Good Crazy
Marshall: Oh, good. Hey, look, Mommy's back from the bar. Now I can finally take a shower.
Lily: This diaper smells. I don't want to know. Okay, Marshall, sit down. We need to talk. Look, I know you mean well but we have five weeks till the due date. Can't we use this time to just relax? We'll figure out how all this stuff works after the baby comes.
Marshall: After the baby comes?
Lily: Yeah, we'll learn on the job.
Marshall: Learn on the jo- Huh. Wow. You know, Lily, maybe the crisis here isn't that I'm not ready to be a dad. Maybe it's that you're not ready to be a mom.
Lily: Excuse me?
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‘Good Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: No, I'm thinking of something much more traditional: online dating.
Ted: Yeah. No, thanks.
Barney: Come on, Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're readin' a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Lily's right. I've been acting crazy.
Barney: Nah, it's okay, bro. I mean, yeah, you've been a little crazy. But it comes from love. It's the same kind of crazy that makes a man offer his stripper girlfriend over half a million dollars of government bailout money not to rub up on other guys' junk. It's good crazy.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You know, it's funny. You tell the average guy you're dating a stripper, he thinks it's awesome. Heck, you tell your mom, she high-fives you so fast, she doesn't even take off her oven mitts. But if they had any idea
how difficult it is - the jealousy, the insecurity - those high fives would be high fives of condolence.
Ted: Barney, condolence high fives are not a thing.
Barney: They're a thing.
[flashback to Barney at work:]
Barney: I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go. Up top.