Tiffany: Anyway, I just don't think you and I are gonna work. [whispers] Right now.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's when it hit me. I was on the hook. I also realized...
Tiffany: I missed this so much, baby.
Future Ted: Tiffany was on this guy's hook. It was a vicious cycle. Henrietta was on my hook. And years later, I found out this poor bastard was on Henrietta 's hook.
Ted: You know what? We're not gonna work, ever. I'm done. And it's really better for the circulation if you knead the arches with your thumbs. Now I'm done.