Quote from Ted in The Rough Patch
Ted: "Archisexture." That is not how you spell "Buckminster Fuller." Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, pornography is bad. And so, I was getting rid of that vile pornography right away... [Ted picks up the large chest of porn] Ted: I am getting rid of this vile pornography right away. Future Ted: When something terrible happened. [Ted trips, the chest falls to the floor and one of the videos flies around the room before landing in the VHS player:] Ted: Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.