Ted: You know, when I asked you to be my roommate, I figured, "She's a girl, she'll be neat." But no, you're Ogre
from Revenge of the Nerds.
Robin: You know what, Ted? Instead of coming up with hot off the press topical references like that, maybe you should spend a little time, I don't know, uh, washing a dish ever.
Ted: Oh, darn, I can't. I'm too busy leaving a plate of cookies for the magical elf who changes the toilet paper roll. Oh, wait, there's no elf. It's always me!
Robin: I always change it. You never do it!
Ted: That is ridiculous!
Robin: No, I went in there yesterday...
Ted: I changed it the last five times.