Future Ted: [v.o.] That last session was the least painful of all. I savored every searing blast of that laser.
Stella: All done.
Future Ted: The moment I'd waited ten weeks for had arrived.
Ted: Stella, now that I'm no longer your patient, would you like to have dinner with me?
Stella: Ted, you're a really nice guy...
Ted: Oh, no.
Stella: It has been so great getting to know you.
Ted: I am gonna kill Marshall.
Stella: I've had so much fun these last ten weeks.
Ted: Oh, my God, this is worse than the laser.