Ted Quote #407
Quote from Ted in Ten Sessions
Future Ted: [v.o.] That last session was the least painful of all. I savored every searing blast of that laser.
Stella: All done.
Future Ted: The moment I'd waited ten weeks for had arrived.
Ted: Stella, now that I'm no longer your patient, would you like to have dinner with me?
Stella: Ted, you're a really nice guy...
Ted: Oh, no.
Stella: It has been so great getting to know you.
Ted: I am gonna kill Marshall.
Stella: I've had so much fun these last ten weeks.
Ted: Oh, my God, this is worse than the laser.
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‘Ten Sessions’ Quotes
Quote from Ranjit
Ted: How we doing on time? Taxi!
Stella: We got a little time.
Ted: Okay. Do you want to walk it?
Stella: Why not?
Ranjit: Hello! [Ted taps the roof of the taxi] Good-bye!
Quote from Ted
Barney: [laughs hysterically]
Ted: Why? Just why?
Barney: You don't remember?
[flashback to one year earlier:]
Barney: I'll bet anyone ten bucks I can get Ted to grow a mustache.
Ted: Uh... okay.
[present:]
Ted: You sabotaged my next to last chance with Stella for ten dollars?
Barney: [laughing] I know. I would've done it for free. [seriously] But, no. You owe me ten bucks.
Quote from Ted
Stella: Ah, the butterfly tramp stamp. My bread and butter. So I'm guessing that the real story involves a bad breakup and some booze. Unless it's a gang tattoo, in which case, I think it's time to find a new gang.
Ted: No, I just thought it would be cool to get a caterpillar tattoo, and then a few weeks went by, and all of a sudden...