Marshall: Hi. Hello. Uh, we need a marriage license, but we need to skip the waiting period because... We're in love.
Registrar: Aw. I'm gonna waive this waiting period right now.
Lily: Oh, really?!
Registrar: Is what I would say if I could waive the waiting period, but unfortunately, only a judge can do that.
Lily: Oh. Well, so can we see a judge?
Registrar: Absolutely.
Lily: Really?!
Registrar: Is what I would say if there was any chance of you seeing a judge today, which there isn't.
Marshall: Why are you doing this to us?!
Registrar: 'Cause you're on Candid Camera!
Robin: Really?!
Registrar: Is what I would say...
Marshall: You know what? We get it.