Marshall Quote #164
Quote from Marshall in Atlantic City
Marshall: Hi. Hello. Uh, we need a marriage license, but we need to skip the waiting period because... We're in love.
Registrar: Aw. I'm gonna waive this waiting period right now.
Lily: Oh, really?!
Registrar: Is what I would say if I could waive the waiting period, but unfortunately, only a judge can do that.
Lily: Oh. Well, so can we see a judge?
Registrar: Absolutely.
Lily: Really?!
Registrar: Is what I would say if there was any chance of you seeing a judge today, which there isn't.
Marshall: Why are you doing this to us?!
Registrar: 'Cause you're on Candid Camera!
Robin: Really?!
Registrar: Is what I would say...
Marshall: You know what? We get it.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Atlantic City’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Chinese Man #2: Hey, it's Barney! Barney!
Barney: Hi.
Chinese Man #2: [speaking Mandarin] Suit up!
Barney: [speaks Mandarin]
Chinese Man #2: [speaking Mandarin] Legen... dary!
Barney: [laughs] See you.
Ted: What the hell was that?
Barney: A Chinese guy?
Quote from Marshall
Future Ted: [v.o.] And things were back to normal... Almost.
Lily: You may not have much range, but at least I'm marrying a guy who knows how to make pancakes.
Marshall: Oh, um...
Lily: I mean, um... Well, I... I realize that we haven't really discussed whether us getting back together means us getting married, but... I still wanna. Do you still wanna?
Marshall: Really?
Lily: Of course, I love you.
Marshall: No, I mean, that's how you're gonna do it? "Do you still wanna?" That's like the lamest proposal ever. When I did it, I got down on my knees... I don't know, I'm just saying.
Quote from Marshall
Lily: [getting down on one knee] Marshall Eriksen, will you ma-
Marshall: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Lily: What?
Marshall: You can't lead with that. You got to build up to that. You got to have, like, a little speech.
Lily: Do you remember your proposal to me? [she covers her eye with her hand]
Marshall: I had a speech prepared.