Barney: That wasn't very satisfying. When I tell everyone at work this story, I'm saying he was mugged by a monkey. And I'm gonna keep the banana-on-a-string thing. That was working.
Ted: Barney, enough with the lies. You can't just tack on a new ending because you're not satisfied with how a story wraps up.
Barney: Oh, really? Well, mark my words, Mosby. Someday, you'll be telling this story, and you'll see it my way.
Ted: Doubtful.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And then, kids, you'll never believe what happened.
Mike: The monkey got loose.
Man: He's got one of my dolls!
Park ranger: Bobo, come here, Bobo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's climbing the building. Bobo, come here.
Ted: Is this really happening?
Barney: Sure is, Ted.
Future Ted: True story.