Lily: So, Robin, I've got a guy for you. He's cute, he's funny, he's smart.
Ted: What's his 'but'?
Lily: What do you mean?
Ted: When someone wants to set you up they always tell you the good qualities first but then they leave out their huge flaw.
[flashback to Barney talking to Ted in MacLaren's:]
Barney: She's totally hot and really fun. [inner monologue] But she has a dead tooth.
[flashback to Marshall telling Ted about a woman at MacLaren's:]
Marshall: She's superhot and she's so successful. [inner monologue] But she has a pug that she pushes around in a stroller.
[flashback to Lily telling Ted about a woman at MacLaren's:]
Lily: She's so cute and she's so smart. [inner monologue] But her last boyfriend had to get a restraining order against her and then his cat and new vacuum cleaner both went missing.
Ted: Wow, set it up.
[present:]
Ted: I'm still convinced she killed my turtle.