Ted: So how was your first prom?
Robin: You tell me. I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puked on me, there was a huge fight and I kissed a girl.
Ted: So, basically, it was a prom.
Robin: Okay, I've missed you. Not in a we're-going-to-make-out way, not even in an I-forgive-you way. Just in a I've-missed-you way.
Ted: I'll take what I can get.

Barney: And that, my friends, is why you don't get your money's worth when you wear jeans to a strip club.