‘The Tool Man Delivers’
Season 6, Episode 9 - Aired November 19, 1996
As Tim, Jill and Heidi drive up to Saginaw for Tim to be presented with an award from the Tri-City Hot Rod Club, they get stuff in traffic and then Heidi goes into labor. [Guest star: Tom Poston]
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Sparky: And we'd also like to thank the folks at Saginaw Cheese for their mag wheels of cheddar. [chuckles] Saginaw Cheese: cheese, it's good.
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Jill: Oh, my God! That's it. This baby is coming.
Tim: It's coming?! Wait a minute, Heidi. Heidi. The ambulance isn't here. You're the mother. Tell it to stop. Tell it to stop.
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Jill: We have to get her up on this desk. Clear it off. Give me those cushions. Both. Put them under her. Do you need some help up, hon?
Ned: Uh... I guess this would be a bad time to ask you for my gas can.
Tim: You think?
Ned: I'll get it.
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Jill: Tim, get on the phone! Do everything Wilson says.
Tim: [picks up a gas nozzle] OK! Go ahead, Wilson! I'm here! I can't hear you!
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Jill: Oh, my God! The baby's coming! Heidi, push!
Wilson: [on the phone] Tim, are you sure it's the head?
Tim: I think so. It's got a nose on it.
Wilson: All right, stroke down the sides of the nose slowly. This will help expel the fluid.
Tim: OK. He's got a real snoutfull on this! I'll tell you that!
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Wilson: [on the phone] Now, Tim, Tim, this is very important. Find something soft and warm and wrap the baby in it.
Tim: I gotta find something soft and warm. Soft and warm. I gotta find something soft... [takes off his car guy jacket] Soft and warm!
Jill: Shh... Here, here. Put this around her. OK? OK. Congratulations, Heidi.
Heidi: Oh, there she is. Tim, that's so sweet. You gave my baby your jacket.
Tim: "Lent"... your baby.