Tim Quote #3052
Quote from Tim in Whitewater
Heidi: [o.s.] Does everybody know what time it is?
Audience: Tool Time!
Heidi: [pops out of cake] That's right! Binford Tools is proud to present Tim "The Birthday Boy" Taylor! Woo-hoo!
Tim: Thank you, everybody! Thank you, Heidi. Welcome to Tool Time. I am, and I intend always to be, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Of course you know my assistant, the poster boy for Plaid magazine, Alfred E. Borland.
Al: Thank you. Happy birthday, Tim.
Tim: Thanks, Al.
Al: Congratulations on surviving another year without electrocuting yourself.
Tim: Hey, show's not over yet.
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Quote from Heidi
Al: [snores]
Heidi: Does anybody know what time it is?
Jill: 5:00.
Quote from Tim
Al: All right! We're ready to raft, huh?
Tim: Al, Lewis and Clark didn't carry this much stuff.
Al: Yeah, well, they didn't spend 18 years in Boy Scouts.
Cub: Boy, you really prepared for this trip! You got some great equipment there.
Al: Well, when I go camping, I go Binford, huh? I first heard the call of the wild when I was eight years old.
Tim: That was your mom, wasn't it? "Al, the macaroni's ready!"