Heidi: [o.s.] Does everybody know what time it is?
Audience: Tool Time!
Heidi: [pops out of cake] That's right! Binford Tools is proud to present Tim "The Birthday Boy" Taylor! Woo-hoo!
Tim: Thank you, everybody! Thank you, Heidi. Welcome to Tool Time. I am, and I intend always to be, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Of course you know my assistant, the poster boy for Plaid magazine, Alfred E. Borland.
Al: Thank you. Happy birthday, Tim.
Tim: Thanks, Al.
Al: Congratulations on surviving another year without electrocuting yourself.
Tim: Hey, show's not over yet.