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Whitewater
Al:
[snores]
Heidi:
Does anybody know what time it is?
Jill:
5:00.
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Al: [snores] Heidi: Does anybody know what time it is? Jill: 5:00.
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828. Backstage Pass
827. The Long and Winding Road (Part 3)
826. The Long and Winding Road (Part 2)
825. The Long and Winding Road (Part 1)
824. Dead Weight
823. Trouble-a-Bruin
822. Loose Lips and Freudian Slips
821. A Hardware Habit to Break
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818. Love's Labor Lost (Part 1)
817. Young at Heart
816. Mark's Big Break
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814. Home Alone
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812. Ploys for Tots
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810. Thanks, but No Thanks
809. Mr. Likeable
808. Tim's First Car
807. Not-So-Great Scott
806. Bewitched
805. Al's Fair Lady
804. Taylor Got Game
803. All in the Family
802. Adios
801. Whitewater
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724. Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
723. Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges
722. Believe It or Not
721. The Son Also Mooches
720. The Write Stuff
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703. Room at the Top
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701. Quest for Fire
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624. Taps
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622. Family Unties
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620. My Son, the Driver
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618. Something Old, Someone Blue
617. Wilson's World
616. A Funny Valentine
615. Totally Tool Time
614. The Karate Kid Returns
613. The Flirting Game
612. No Place Like Home
611. Workin' Man Blues
610. The Wood, the Bad and the Hungry
609. The Tool Man Delivers
608. Jill and Her Sisters
607. I Was a Teenage Taylor
606. Whose Car is it Anyway?
605. Al's Video
604. Burnin' Love
603. Workshop 'Til You Drop
602. Future Shock
601. At Sea
526. Games, Flames and Automobiles
525. Alarmed by Burglars
524. Shopping Around
523. Mr. Wilson's Opus
522. The Longest Day
521. Engine and a Haircut, Two Fights
520. The Bud Bowl
519. Eye on Tim
518. When Harry Kept Delores
517. Fear of Flying
516. The Vasectomy One
515. Tanks for the Memories
514. High School Confidential
513. Oh, Brother
512. 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas
511. That's My Momma
510. Doctor in the House
509. Chicago Hope
508. Room Without a View
507. The Look
506. Let Them Eat Cake
505. Advise and Repent
504. Jill's Surprise Party
503. Her Cheatin' Mind
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501. A Taylor Runs Through It
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425. A Marked Man
424. Sisters and Brothers
423. Tool Time After Dark (Part 2)
422. Tool Time After Dark (Part 1)
421. No, No, Godot
420. Talk to Me
419. The Naked Truth
418. A House Divided
417. It's My Party
416. Bachelor of the Year
415. Super Bowl Fever
414. Brother, Can You Spare a Hot Rod?
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412. 'Twas the Night Before Chaos
411. Some Like It Hot Rod
410. Ye Olde Shoppe Teacher
409. My Dinner with Wilson
408. Quibbling Siblings
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406. Borland Ambition
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404. The Eyes Don't Have It
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320. It Was the Best of Tims, It Was the Worst of Tims
319. Too Many Cooks
318. The Eve of Construction
317. Room for Change
316. The Colonel
315. Reel Men
314. Dream On
313. Slip Sleddin' Away
312. 'Twas the Blight Before Christmas
311. Feud for Thought
310. A Frozen Moment
309. Dollars and Sense
308. Be True to Your Tool
307. Blow Up
306. Crazy for You
305. Arrivederci, Binford
304. A Sew, Sew Evening
303. This Joke's for You
302. Aisle See You in My Dreams
301. Maybe, Baby
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224. Birth of a Hot Rod
223. To Build or Not to Build
222. Ex Marks the Spot
221. Much Ado About Nana
220. Shooting Three to Make Tutu
219. Karate or Not, Here I Come
218. Bye Bye Birdie
217. You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts
216. Dances with Tools
215. Love is a Many Splintered Thing
214. Howard's End
213. Bell Bottom Blues
212. I'm Scheming of a White Christmas
211. Abandoned Family
210. Let's Did Lunch
209. Where There's a Will, There's a Way
208. May the Best Man Win
207. Roomie for Improvement
206. The Haunting of Taylor House
205. Heavy Meddle
204. Groin Pains
203. Overactive Glance
202. Rites & Wrongs of Passage
201. Read My Hips
124. Stereo-Typical
123. Al's Fair in Love and War
122. Luck Be a Taylor Tonight
121. A Battle of Wheels
120. Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
119. Unchained Malady
118. Baby, It's Cold Outside
117. What About Bob?
116. Jill's Birthday
115. Forever Jung
114. For Whom the Belch Tolls
113. Up Your Alley
112. Yule Better Watch Out
111. Look Who's Not Talking
110. Reach Out and Teach Someone
109. Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
108. Flying Sauces
107. Nothing More Than Feelings
106. Adventures in Fine Dining
105. Wild Kingdom
104. Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof
103. Off Sides
102. Mow Better Blues
101. Pilot
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