Tim Quote #3041
Quote from Tim in From Top to Bottom
Tim: [on the phone] Sparky asked me to call. We're looking for a fabric for a new convertible top. Well, is Big Jim there? How about Spanish Bob? One-Eyed Ned?
Randy: It sounds like he's calling a pirate ship.
Jill: [enters] Hi, guys. You'll never guess what happened today.
Brad: You bought me a Ferrari.
Jill: Even better. I was asked to be on that talk show, Talk to Me. Tim. I'm gonna be on television.
Tim: Not now. I'm talking to One-Eyed Ned. He's got a bum ear. No, no, no! I have no gum in my rear!
Look, when Big Jim comes, just have him call me. Thanks. [hangs up] [shouts] Now, what do you wanna...? [normal voice] What would you like to watch on television?
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Quote from Jill
Barbra Canfield: Jill, you're the psychologist. What do you think is going on under the surface with these guys?
Jill: Well, it's very common. Often a man feels threatened when a woman usurps his role as hunter-gatherer. I think that's Diane & Kathleen's husbands reacted the way they did.
Barbra Canfield: Well, why do you think your husband is so understanding? Why is he the exception to the rule?
Jill: Well, Tim is one of a kind. I mean, Tim breaks all the rules. Tim breaks everything.
Quote from Harry
Benny: So, Tim, we haven't seen much of you lately. Should I take that personally?
Tim: Yes. I've been working really hard on my hot rod. I was trying to get this thing done by Friday.
Harry: Well, you must have been busy. You haven't spent any money here in weeks. I had to cancel my trip to Hawaii.
Al: I just talked to Delores. She didn't say anything about a trip.
Harry: Delores wasn't invited. Besides, she's on her own vacation. She's scaring the bulls in Pamplona.
Quote from Jill
Barbra Canfield: Jill, how did your husband react when you told him you were going back to school?
Jill: Tim?
Barbra Canfield: If that's your husband.
Jill: Well, as memory serves, he was very supportive.
Kathleen: Boy, I wish I had a husband like yours. Mine's a total caveman.
Diane: Mine, too. When I told him I wanted my own career, he couldn't even articulate words. He just kind of went...
Jill: [grunts]
Diane: How did you know that?
Jill: Lucky guess.