Tim: [on the phone] Sparky asked me to call. We're looking for a fabric for a new convertible top. Well, is Big Jim there? How about Spanish Bob? One-Eyed Ned?
Randy: It sounds like he's calling a pirate ship.
Jill: [enters] Hi, guys. You'll never guess what happened today.
Brad: You bought me a Ferrari.
Jill: Even better. I was asked to be on that talk show, Talk to Me. Tim. I'm gonna be on television.
Tim: Not now. I'm talking to One-Eyed Ned. He's got a bum ear. No, no, no! I have no gum in my rear!
Look, when Big Jim comes, just have him call me. Thanks. [hangs up] [shouts] Now, what do you wanna...? [normal voice] What would you like to watch on television?