Randy Quote #372
Quote from Randy in Losing My Religion
Randy: Elaine didn't want to see me anymore.
Tim: Why not?
Randy: Doctor said she took a turn for the worse.
Jill: Oh, Randy.
Randy: You know, it's amazing. It's just like yesterday she's sitting there laughing, telling me stories, hiding the whoopee cushion from Wilson.
Jill: I know it's not easy, but you knew something like this was gonna happen, right?
Randy: I thought I did. But I guess I convinced myself that my spending time with Elaine would make some kind of difference.
Tim: Hey, come on, buddy. You made a difference. Sure you did.
Jill: You brought a lot of happiness into her life.
Randy: Yeah, but she's still gonna die. You know, I mean, here I think I have all my beliefs figured out. It's sure not working for me now.
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‘Losing My Religion’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.
Quote from Jill
Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What is this? I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Religious. I mean, half the time in church you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.
Jill: [laughs] Is that what this is about?
Tim: That's God's plan.
Jill: God's plan?
Tim: Yes, you go to church, you get credit. You fall asleep, you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.