Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.

Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.

Elaine: You know, Randy, when the doctors diagnosed me with cancer, they said I only had six months to live. That was three years ago.
Randy: That's fantastic.
Elaine: Doctors! What do they know?
Randy: Tell me about it. They run 400 tests, come up with their expert diagnosis, toss people in the hospital for thousands of dollars a day. Then if they're not sick enough to die, they've got no money left to live.
Elaine: You seem a little bitter.
Randy: Well, I've been reading a lot of articles on the health care crisis in this country. It just makes me really mad.
Elaine: It is so refreshing to meet a young person who has such strong convictions and beliefs.
Randy: I've been questioning a lot of things lately. Corruption of the political establishment, lack of ethics in corporate America, hypocrisy of organized religion. You know, there are just so many things in this world that people follow blindly.
Elaine: Never be a follower. You stick to your guns and don't ever lose your fire.
Randy: You sure haven't lost yours.
Elaine: Well, that's what keeps me going. That, and hiding props from that annoying clown. [beeping horn]