Jill Quote #656
Quote from Jill in Fear of Flying
Jill: You know, I really need to get this piano tuned.
Mrs. Kluzewski: I don't think it's the piano. You obviously haven't been practicing.
Jill: Oh, yes, I have.
Mrs. Kluzewski: 30 minutes a day?
Jill: Yes.
Mrs. Kluzewski: Every day?
Jill: Every day almost.
Randy: Which means once a week.
Brad: And when she is playing, she's usually talking on the phone.
Randy: Complaining how annoying her teacher is.
Mrs. Kluzewski: Really?
Jill: No, no. Not you. That's my psychology teacher.
Mrs. Kluzewski: Ah.
Jill: Thanks a lot, boys. You've been a big help.
Brad: Hey, anytime.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.