Quote from Wilson in Fear of Flying
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe. Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot. Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war. Jill: You were a spy? Wilson: Mm-hmm. Jill: Which war? Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.