Al Quote #45
Quote from Al in Al's Fair in Love and War
Al: Greta. I'm sorry I showed you my chest hairs.
Greta Post: That's OK. I didn't really look.
Al: I... I guess this whole thing came about because I'm very nervous about going out with you.
Greta Post: You're nervous? I'm nervous too.
Al: Well, what do you have to be nervous about?
Greta Post: Because... I've never been out with a celebrity before.
Al: Well, me neither. You mean me?
Greta Post: Yeah.
Al: Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure. Well, I... I can see how that could make you nervous. A celebrity. But you shouldn't let that bother you. After all, I'm only an assistant celebrity.
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‘Al's Fair in Love and War’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: It's just my diary from college. There's nothing that would interest you in here.
Tim: Really? Hey, what about that steamy night in Saugatuck we spent, huh?
Jill: There might be one short paragraph.
Tim: I bet it says something like. "Tonight, I saw paradise."
Jill: "And it was a very small island."
Quote from Tim
Tim: No, no, no. I promised I wouldn't touch it. [Randy starts to walk away with Jill's diary] Whoa. But that doesn't stop you from putting it out and accidentally opening it up.
Randy: Wait a second. This could be worth something. I could tell Mom about this.
Tim: And I could duct-tape you to a ceiling fan and force-feed you liver.
Randy: How's "August 22. 1974"?
Quote from Randy
Tim: Gather around, my sons.
Randy: What's up, Dad?
Tim: Tonight, we put a carcass on the grill, oil up our bodies, put our loincloths on and celebrate...
the first barbecue of the season. [grunts] And you'll notice, Daddy-o here has a 20-gallon steel cylinder filled with propane. I've increased the outlet valve of this twice over. Which means we'll be cooking with what?
Randy: The fire department?