Quote from Al in Al's Fair in Love and War
Al: Greta. I'm sorry I showed you my chest hairs. Greta Post: That's OK. I didn't really look. Al: I... I guess this whole thing came about because I'm very nervous about going out with you. Greta Post: You're nervous? I'm nervous too. Al: Well, what do you have to be nervous about? Greta Post: Because... I've never been out with a celebrity before. Al: Well, me neither. You mean me? Greta Post: Yeah. Al: Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure. Well, I... I can see how that could make you nervous. A celebrity. But you shouldn't let that bother you. After all, I'm only an assistant celebrity.