Tim Quote #3484
Quote from Tim in A Hardware Habit to Break
Tim: [answers phone] Okay, Harry's hot line. No problem too small. Oh, a blocked toilet. Yeah, yeah, that's very, very hard. Don't put drain cleaner in there. No! That's not a good idea. Ew. Well, you're gonna need a snake or a crowbar to bust that sucker up. [Jill sighs and rolls over] Huh? Yeah. What the heck you been eating, sir? Yeah. [hangs up] Okay, where were we?
Jill: Nowhere.
Tim: What do you mean "nowhere"?
Jill: Well, first of all, that phone call was really disgusting.
Tim: Worse for him.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘A Hardware Habit to Break’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Marty: Wilson, we're not making any money. What did Harry have that we don't?
Wilson: Well, people trusted Harry. He was the kind of guy who stood behind everything he sold. He'd do anything for a customer.
Tim: I'm that kind of guy.
Wilson: Well, I know that, Tim. But I'm not sure everybody else does.
Tim: Then, Marty, we gotta get the word out.
Marty: I know! We can print up flyers! Then we can get on our bikes and we can plaster them all over the neighborhood!
Tim: Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay! Marty! Yeah! And then... Wait a minute... We'll sell lemonade in the driveway! And put cards in our spokes that go like this! We'll have big lollipops! And then we'll have a puppet show for all the rest of the kids in the neighborhood! What the hell's the matter with you?
Quote from Benny
Tim: Oh. Sorry. Phew. Where was I? I thought for a minute I heard you say you were selling the hardware store.
Benny: He is. I've been totally useless ever since I heard the news.
Marty: And for 40 years before that.
Quote from Harry
Tim: Harry, why all of a sudden?
Harry: Delores.
Tim: Oh, her asthma's acting up again?
Harry: Oh, yeah. She wants to move to a warmer climate.
Benny: Yeah. They're moving to Tucson. That's in Arizona.
Harry: Tucson is Plan A. Plan B is we stop at a gas station, she goes in to powder her nose, and I burn rubber for Vegas.
Al: You can't just leave your wife in the middle of nowhere.
Harry: If we're meant to be together, she'll find me.