Tim Quote #3046
Quote from Tim in From Top to Bottom
Jill: Tim, before you start overreacting, I think you should remember some of the things you've said on Tool Time about women. Such as women aren't decisive, uh, my wife this... [mimics nagging], my wife that... [mimics nagging]
Tim: I am paid to be a character on Tool Time.
Jill: And your character just happens to be married to a character named Jill?
Tim: Jill's a very common name.
Jill: And the Jill that you said drools in her sleep and the Jill that you said had bad morning breath was this Jill.
Tim: Those are the only two times I've mentioned your name specifically. You went on TV and said I was suffering a mid-life crisis, told everybody that, that it was stupid to want another child. You called me fragile.
Jill: Well, I was just trying to get a psychological perspective on men in general. I didn't mean you.
Tim: Funny thing. The only one you mentioned was me.
Jill: Well, no, I wasn't talking about you specifically. I was referring to the global you.
Tim: Oh, yeah. The global me. Yeah. Well, now the global me is walking around without any globes.
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‘From Top to Bottom’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Barbra Canfield: Jill, you're the psychologist. What do you think is going on under the surface with these guys?
Jill: Well, it's very common. Often a man feels threatened when a woman usurps his role as hunter-gatherer. I think that's Diane & Kathleen's husbands reacted the way they did.
Barbra Canfield: Well, why do you think your husband is so understanding? Why is he the exception to the rule?
Jill: Well, Tim is one of a kind. I mean, Tim breaks all the rules. Tim breaks everything.
Quote from Harry
Benny: So, Tim, we haven't seen much of you lately. Should I take that personally?
Tim: Yes. I've been working really hard on my hot rod. I was trying to get this thing done by Friday.
Harry: Well, you must have been busy. You haven't spent any money here in weeks. I had to cancel my trip to Hawaii.
Al: I just talked to Delores. She didn't say anything about a trip.
Harry: Delores wasn't invited. Besides, she's on her own vacation. She's scaring the bulls in Pamplona.
Quote from Jill
Barbra Canfield: Jill, how did your husband react when you told him you were going back to school?
Jill: Tim?
Barbra Canfield: If that's your husband.
Jill: Well, as memory serves, he was very supportive.
Kathleen: Boy, I wish I had a husband like yours. Mine's a total caveman.
Diane: Mine, too. When I told him I wanted my own career, he couldn't even articulate words. He just kind of went...
Jill: [grunts]
Diane: How did you know that?
Jill: Lucky guess.