Jill: Tim, before you start overreacting, I think you should remember some of the things you've said on Tool Time about women. Such as women aren't decisive, uh, my wife this... [mimics nagging], my wife that... [mimics nagging]
Tim: I am paid to be a character on Tool Time.
Jill: And your character just happens to be married to a character named Jill?
Tim: Jill's a very common name.
Jill: And the Jill that you said drools in her sleep and the Jill that you said had bad morning breath was this Jill.
Tim: Those are the only two times I've mentioned your name specifically. You went on TV and said I was suffering a mid-life crisis, told everybody that, that it was stupid to want another child. You called me fragile.
Jill: Well, I was just trying to get a psychological perspective on men in general. I didn't mean you.
Tim: Funny thing. The only one you mentioned was me.
Jill: Well, no, I wasn't talking about you specifically. I was referring to the global you.
Tim: Oh, yeah. The global me. Yeah. Well, now the global me is walking around without any globes.