Tim Quote #2876
Quote from Tim in What a Drag
Tim: What are you gonna do the next time you go to a party?
Jill: Which, by the way, will be a very long time from now.
Tim: Someone wants you to smoke some pot, what are you gonna do?
Brad: I'll just say, "No, thanks."
Tim: "Come on! Just a toke, Brad! What's the matter?"
Brad: Dad, I won't take it.
Tim: What are you gonna tell them when they ask why not?
Brad: I don't know. I'll just make up some kind of excuse.
Jill: Here's what they tell us to use at the counseling center. Tell them that you can't smoke because if you get caught again, your parents are gonna put you on drug testing.
Brad: Well, do you think my friends are really gonna buy that?
Tim: Convince them. Because it'll be true!
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Quote from Al
Al: Oh... I can't believe I touched this bag! Oh, now my prints are all over it! Oh, man!
Tim: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Calm down!
Al: You know, this makes me an accessory. I could be charged with with possession of illicit drugs!
Tim: Al, Al, Al, stop, stop! Think for a minute. You found marijuana on my property. What does that tell you?
Al: I can no longer run for political office.
Quote from Al
Al: Well, hey! What's this?
Tim: What's what, Al?
Al: Looks like oregano. Does Jill keep it out here so it stays fresh?
Tim: Let me see that. It's not oregano.
Al: Tarragon?
Tim: This is marijuana.
Al: Jill cooks with marijuana?!
Tim: No, you idiot. Somebody's hiding this out here.
Quote from Tim
Heidi: Welcome to Tool Time on location. Here we are in Tim's very own backyard.
Tim & Al: [air blowing at them] It's Storm Watch '98! [Tim signals for the fan to be turned off]
Tim: Hi. I am Tim "The Weatherman" Taylor. And of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Nino" Borland.
Al: That's right. And we're here to show you how to protect your house and property from the ravages of a winter storm. [Tim makes blowing noises]
Tim: It's gonna be a long winter. Al's mom saw her shadow. Which is hard to do because she can't see her feet at this point, can she?