Al: Oh... I can't believe I touched this bag! Oh, now my prints are all over it! Oh, man!
Tim: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Calm down!
Al: You know, this makes me an accessory. I could be charged with with possession of illicit drugs!
Tim: Al, Al, Al, stop, stop! Think for a minute. You found marijuana on my property. What does that tell you?
Al: I can no longer run for political office.

Heidi: Welcome to Tool Time on location. Here we are in Tim's very own backyard.
Tim & Al: [air blowing at them] It's Storm Watch '98! [Tim signals for the fan to be turned off]
Tim: Hi. I am Tim "The Weatherman" Taylor. And of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Nino" Borland.
Al: That's right. And we're here to show you how to protect your house and property from the ravages of a winter storm. [Tim makes blowing noises]
Tim: It's gonna be a long winter. Al's mom saw her shadow. Which is hard to do because she can't see her feet at this point, can she?

Heidi: And later in the week, we expect a huge storm to hit our area.
Tim: [deep voice] That's right. There's a cold front cruising across the Great Plains. It's gonna collide with a northeaster out of the southwest, causing severely precipitous weather. And a small-craft advisory.
Al: In other words, it's going to be windy. Now, a storm can be devastating. But there are some precautions you can use to protect property.
Tim: That's right. Especially those living along the lakes. You want to tie down and secure anything that might cause some damage. [Al hooks a rope around Tim] The first thing... Ha ha ha ha. Gee, Al, funny as always.