Quote from Al in What a Drag
Al: Oh... I can't believe I touched this bag! Oh, now my prints are all over it! Oh, man! Tim: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Calm down! Al: You know, this makes me an accessory. I could be charged with with possession of illicit drugs! Tim: Al, Al, Al, stop, stop! Think for a minute. You found marijuana on my property. What does that tell you? Al: I can no longer run for political office.