Quote from Tim in What a Drag
Tim: What are you gonna do the next time you go to a party? Jill: Which, by the way, will be a very long time from now. Tim: Someone wants you to smoke some pot, what are you gonna do? Brad: I'll just say, "No, thanks." Tim: "Come on! Just a toke, Brad! What's the matter?" Brad: Dad, I won't take it. Tim: What are you gonna tell them when they ask why not? Brad: I don't know. I'll just make up some kind of excuse. Jill: Here's what they tell us to use at the counseling center. Tell them that you can't smoke because if you get caught again, your parents are gonna put you on drug testing. Brad: Well, do you think my friends are really gonna buy that? Tim: Convince them. Because it'll be true!